Today's sky report

Angry weatherman continues: “Hey, why is it so friggin nice today when I have to be inside with all these damn computer models?”  Or, “Earthquake and a hurricane in Hawaii?  Can’t the weather gods arrange it so they only get one at a time?  What the heck!”

Today's sky report

Scattered showers today, like the thoughts in my brain.  One thought I’m beginning to coalesce - we need angry weatherpeople. As in, “I can’t believe it’s going to rain today.  What the heck?  Haven’t we had enough rain?”  Or, “You know, if the temperatures are going down, somebody better ante up for my heating bill.”